CONE OF PAIN

I’m stuck in the Cone of Shame, which should really be called the “Cone of Pain". Try walking through the yard with bushes and trees. Heck, just try walking through the house or even sleeping on the floor. It catches on everything and everybody. It’s not fun and really it’s just not cool to mess with a dog’s life like that. Heck try licking the lower parts of your body with this thing on.