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Here's a picture on the day I was brought home.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Why I Ate A $300 Shoe


I only ate one so that would be $150 worth of shoe and for good reason. I was left behind while the people I live with went to Maui. I couldn’t believe it while they played in the sun and sand I was left at home. Now I should admit left in good hands by my new friend Jamie. I also have to admit being a new friend she needed to be tested so test I did. I hadn’t eaten anything for almost a year at the house and could see no better time then now. After I chewed on Persian rug to get her attention I moved on to tastier things. The Italian shoes, which were left on the floor were quite a treat with the supple leather. When Jamie found out what was done I tried to deny it of course but then what goes in must come out so there was evidence all over the back yard. Needless to say I haven’t been left behind for a while and the shoes are all picked up off the floor.

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