Why I Ate A $300 Shoe

I only ate one so that would be $150 worth of shoe and for good reason. I was left behind while the people I live with went to Maui. I couldn’t believe it while they played in the sun and sand I was left at home. Now I should admit left in good hands by my new friend Jamie. I also have to admit being a new friend she needed to be tested so test I did. I hadn’t eaten anything for almost a year at the house and could see no better time then now. After I chewed on Persian rug to get her attention I moved on to tastier things. The Italian shoes, which were left on the floor were quite a treat with the supple leather. When Jamie found out what was done I tried to deny it of course but then what goes in must come out so there was evidence all over the back yard. Needless to say I haven’t been left behind for a while and the shoes are all picked up off the floor.

ONE GLOVE IS MORE FUN THEN TWO

The sun comes out and it’s time to work in the yard for my keepers, but what about me? I’m out there rain or shine and when the sun comes out I get less time with them. So a little game of, whose glove is this anyway, always a way to get their attention.

CONE OF PAIN

I’m stuck in the Cone of Shame, which should really be called the “Cone of Pain". Try walking through the yard with bushes and trees. Heck, just try walking through the house or even sleeping on the floor. It catches on everything and everybody. It’s not fun and really it’s just not cool to mess with a dog’s life like that. Heck try licking the lower parts of your body with this thing on.

He Said Sit But Not Where

So once again a little misunderstanding when the dude said "sit" while outside I noticed the car door was open so thinking another fun trip to the park I sat, in the car. Finding out later that he only wanted me to sit outside the car. I'm thinking he needs to be more specific next time.

JUST HOSED

Lets be honest who needs a 150 foot garden hose? Yards now days are so small a hose that big would just be in the way and could use a little trim.